LIKES: robert mitchum, pulled pork sandwiches, gumball charms, scented drawer paper, hot wheels, wildflowers, wind-up robots, felt-tip pens, allusions, art nouveau, cargo cults, freak shows/dime museums

DISLIKES: jeans made to look worn out, curious george, the beatles, comic sans, irony

LIFETIME GOALS: live in a house made from and/or decorated with alleged junk, owner-operator of roadside museum