Often, when asked how he become King, Meetdoom recounts how the Lady of the Lake,... [angels sing] ...her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that he was to carry Excalibur. [singing stops] Personally, I think supreme executive p… Read more

Often, when asked how he become King, Meetdoom recounts how the Lady of the Lake,... [angels sing] ...her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that he was to carry Excalibur. [singing stops] Personally, I think supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony but there you go.

In ages past, a young meat wandered the wastelands for Glorfleph, his freshly buthered sinews glistening in the dust-chocked sunlight. The strange mark he had been born with signified that he would have an unatural fate and so he was outcast from his own meaty land. Struggling through hardships untold, he scoured ev… Read more

In ages past, a young meat wandered the wastelands for Glorfleph, his freshly buthered sinews glistening in the dust-chocked sunlight. The strange mark he had been born with signified that he would have an unatural fate and so he was outcast from his own meaty land. Struggling through hardships untold, he scoured every surface of the forsaken lands, and searched the depths of its hideous bowels seeking the forbidden power. As his powers grew, so too did his infamy until at last he took the title, meatdoom, and turned his army of the damed towards the light. His time had come and now he would bring great sorrow and bitter repentance upon those who had shunned him. This day would mark the age of the Meatdoom.