Captain Jack Dyson is one to be messed with. If you're really lucky he'll furrow you in return. And as an expert furrower myself, I can say the good Capt'n is quite adept considering his obvious physical deficiencies. I mean he ain't a tractor...

Jack is an incurable sex addict and has a split personality as well as a split nationality. Jack embodies the confident qualities that the kiwis have in ample quantities, apart from that some of his pics are a o'k.

Jack Dyson make reel good storys and fotos. He always help Günther laff at end of long hard international european popstar day. Womens show him much love & respect because he have gentleman 2000 style. skoal Jack Dyson!

Dyson and Gunter should fuse their sperm together, impregnate Corin and make the world's sexiest bitch. Love ya sexy.

GrowlingJackDyson just makes me purr...

"godyouisjustsoimmatureisntyoujustsitinthecornerwiththatmnkeybibyehyoustarfruitfannyyehsafenuffflove"

Here we have a superhero, a true giant among men. God bless the Lakeman.