Talks a lot. Vision based on movement. Clumsy. Periodic involuntary fits of dancing. Allergic to positrons and mango salsa. Banned in Berlin. Pathologically driven to quote Johnny Cash at inappropriate moments. Inscrutable, or maybe just sleepy. Fears squirrels, film noir, and church bakesales. Loves filmes policiers and molten boron. Contains 140% of the USDA's RDA of selenium. Drives a hard bargain. Has the death penalty on seven systems. Whistles tunelessly.

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Bumpy Angle (deleted)

mostly harmless. cures leprosy. insists on the existence of boy poodles, which everyone knows is a heretofore unsubstantiated myth.

July 6, 2007