Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy entry on "Karf Oohlu": Going beyond lightspeed is like what people used to think of the sound-barrier being impossible to break. Once lightspeed was conquered, then came Ridiculous, and later Ludicrous speeds. Once those foolish / brave to pass that were enough in number to fill a 1990's… Read more

Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy entry on "Karf Oohlu": Going beyond lightspeed is like what people used to think of the sound-barrier being impossible to break. Once lightspeed was conquered, then came Ridiculous, and later Ludicrous speeds. Once those foolish / brave to pass that were enough in number to fill a 1990's three-row mini-van, Plaid speed was found to exist, along with another force just beyond, which also was the Speed of Time. Only two people ever tried that, and the first did so on a dare... (once it was reached he tried to stop, but missed the parking gear and went right into reverse. No-one knows for sure, but the Big Bang may have been caused by this fellow reaching past time's beginning while still going at close to lightspeed. Needless to say, he won his bet.) The second fellow who tried it shortly thereafter eventually came into a speed zone where nothing, not even Thoughts and Prayers dare go: It is now known by it's discoverer: Karf Oohlu, as the Karf Zone. Beyond the limits of space, time, reason and thought, light - dark, cake or pie, he became one with the Universe itself and a force of all sentient life everywhere. (a galaxy far, far away from here discovered this Force and way to manipulate it among certain members of each species.) He also brings joy across the stars in making us mortals see into the twisted worlds upon he is a near-deity. Karf, we salute you... not only because you are awesome, but because we are afraid you'll snap your fingers and turn half of us all to dust if we don't.

Ah yes, Karf Oohlu. I've used up all the adjectives and adverbs I know trying to describe his stuff, so this testimonial will not have any. Karf is amaz-dang it. He's like, the aweso-AARRGGGHHH!!! His builds are so craz-never mind. They're full of piece usage of the highe- :sigh: caliber. ...ugh, I should ha… Read more

Ah yes, Karf Oohlu. I've used up all the adjectives and adverbs I know trying to describe his stuff, so this testimonial will not have any. Karf is amaz-dang it. He's like, the aweso-AARRGGGHHH!!! His builds are so craz-never mind. They're full of piece usage of the highe- :sigh: caliber. ...ugh, I should have saved some of them.

Karf brings genius ideas to the table with a bunch of NPU in his MOCs. He's a very interesting, creative guy. (actually, I don't know if he's a guy). I think Karf can work with just about any LEGO there is. He also is very fond of frogs and monkeys. His MOCs always bring a smile on me, and they sometimes give me a good… Read more

Karf brings genius ideas to the table with a bunch of NPU in his MOCs. He's a very interesting, creative guy. (actually, I don't know if he's a guy). I think Karf can work with just about any LEGO there is. He also is very fond of frogs and monkeys. His MOCs always bring a smile on me, and they sometimes give me a good laugh for about a minute or two (and that's a great thing!). Karf's an insane person dawg. He deserves the name "Reformed Cthulhu". Cheers mate, hope you stay crazy man.