In a nutshell, I'm a terribly non-typical psuedo goth girl. I like the cure and hair dye, but not horror films, animal abuse or destructive behavior. If you're already my pal, you realize I suffer from uncensored honesty, the lack of inner monologue and an acute case of adorableness. I also suffer from foot in mouth syndrome on a daily basis, but I talk with my mouth full so there's nothing stopping me from going on. Business savvy, narcissistic, aloof, witty, patient, overacheiving vegetarian snark with a penchant for elaborate costuming and grandiose hairdos who tells really damned funny low brow humor jokes and dedicates alot of time to the betterment of the lives of children and animals.