I meant to click the "block this person" link but now find myself testifying for Dom. Is she on trial? Yes. For what? Leaving harassing messages on the Information Superhighway. So what's the big deal? An old lady in a '72 Buick ran it over, flipped the car, she got a fat lip and ripped her backseat doilies. What's the… Read more

I meant to click the "block this person" link but now find myself testifying for Dom. Is she on trial? Yes. For what? Leaving harassing messages on the Information Superhighway. So what's the big deal? An old lady in a '72 Buick ran it over, flipped the car, she got a fat lip and ripped her backseat doilies. What's the charge? Impersonating David Lee Roth. But that's not a crime, that's a religious rite? When impersonating the Roth, one must carefully bathe before wearing the assless chaps. What did Dom do? Well, Dom doesn't bathe. So she's in violation? Yes. Smelling your armpits doesn't count as bathing. Did she think it did? Yes. So what's the sentence? Probably cleaning the shower stalls at the Bakersfield Flying J Travel Station Truck Stop. Does she have experience? No, but she's been a professional back scrubber. When? In the days before she hid in the bushes and ate baby food. What flavor? Banana but sometimes carrot. Did a baby do without so she could enjoy? Many babies starved in those days.

Dom once told me, "We are only as good as the sum of our parts." It was really touching for me because I was a robot at the time. Now I'm Cambodian, but I still remember the crazy times we had together. I wonder sometimes if she ever managed to get out of that jail in Tijuana. I probably shouldn't have turned her in at… Read more

Dom once told me, "We are only as good as the sum of our parts." It was really touching for me because I was a robot at the time. Now I'm Cambodian, but I still remember the crazy times we had together. I wonder sometimes if she ever managed to get out of that jail in Tijuana. I probably shouldn't have turned her in at the border, but freedom is only for the quick!