I think the climax of my life will be one of two things. Either 1) everyone will adore me for the splendiforous contributions I will have made to mankind or 2) I'll get in a fight with someone and actually win. Two, somewhat bright outcomes for a sad little man, one is just a little dimmer than the other. I don't know where I was going with this. WAIT, thats me - right there. I do not know where I am going.