So shines a good deed

in a weary world!

-Willy Wonka

 

  

I've thought about what to say here for days now. I have been

accused of having a dry sense of humor. I suppose that's true.

I have also been accused of hating people. I refer you back

to the fact that I'm dry. Sarcasm doesn't seem to warm the

hearts of the "Average American", if you know what I'm saying.

But hey, I am what I am,(no popeye jokes, please) and if

the Average American can't handle that...oh well,

I'm not losing sleep over it. (Oh yeah and if you ever happen

to meet the Average American, ask him how's soccer practice

going for lil johnnie and betsy.)

 

 

Whatever...My name is Meg. I am slightly insane, but fully functional,

and a bucketload of fun with the right drugs in me. (Um, just

kidding officer!)

 

 

I live by my camera and my pen. I am into life and grabbing

onto everything it has to offer me, before I do something

stupider than the stupid things that I have already done,

and get myself killed.

 

 

I will never be a nine to fiver. I know it, the world knows it,

and someday my mother will figure it out to. I would rather chew

my wrists open with my own teeth than sit in a cubicle.

 

 

Don't spit on my grave and we'll get along just fine.

If you want to get to know me, this is probably the best place to start.

 

www.livejournal.com/users/mistressglitter/114638.html

 

 

This is my skritten.

She is evil and unstoppable.

I am absolutely certain that she is currently plotting to take over the world.

 

 

The evil skritten-head's Photo Album

 

 

I love this. It's Peter Prachownik's

rendition of Alice in Wonderland: