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If you ever visit Candace, you will notice that her room is completely full of fairies. Not the malevolent kind, but nice fairies in striped stockings. They do her bidding. She is also one of the only witnesses of the funniest Gary Flanagan moment in history. This, too, is a fairy secret.
i was driving along the highway when i saw a lemonade stand on the side. i stopped, got out of my car and ordered a cup of lemonade to quench my first. you see, in those days, we didn't really have "carbonated drinks" and "advertising" or "quotation marks" to tell us what was going on. i gave the girl a shiny new pe… Read more
i was driving along the highway when i saw a lemonade stand on the side. i stopped, got out of my car and ordered a cup of lemonade to quench my first. you see, in those days, we didn't really have "carbonated drinks" and "advertising" or "quotation marks" to tell us what was going on. i gave the girl a shiny new penny for her troubles and asked her how her day was going. she replied, "candace is the best person on the face of the earth. she's filled with yummy jelly beans and her hair is made out of black licorice" i looked at her, dumbfounded. silently, i entered my vehicle (a hovercraft, made in 1925) and proceeded to continue onto my final destination - xanadu.
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