Left on this planet by accident, raised by Mongolian snow leopards, discovered by Zoroastrian berylium miners and brought to civilization - just taking some tourist shots while I wait for my ride home...

Character data:

Desert Dragon

Real Name: Classified to protect the confused, namely me

Alignment: Chaotic goofy / sporadic geeky

Intelligence: high

Origin: The whole snow leopard thing...

Strength: +5 Sense of humor

Weakness: +3 Sense of irony

Culinary, invent/produce: +5/+9

Laughs at: Auralnauts, Black Adder, Phil Hartman, Office Space, Robot Chicken

Dream: Comprehend the Tao, and find a nice barbecue place

Magnitude of optimism: Uncharted

Pencil: Staedtler Mars Lumograph 100

Sweetness, normal/sleep deprived: +12/-2

Armor type: Jeans, cotton shirt, leather jacket (below 55F)

Genre Alignmemt: BtVS, Shakespeare, V for Vendetta, The Matrix, Seven Samurai, Firefly, Doctor Who, William Gibson, David Mack, Lempicka, Royo

Camera: Canon 5D Mk II, 5D Mk IV

Music Affinity, 70s/80s/90s/obscure/kpop/jpop : -23/-47/+6/+31/+56/+68

Bookcases, filled: 6

Impairment: Coffee, vanilla fudge twirl ice cream, art books, goofy T-shirts, chicks with wings

Items desired: My own coffee shop, a TARDIS, the girl from Impanema

Slogan: "fire bad. tree pretty!"