I have awkward hair, named my dogs after alice cooper and Bottlerocket and my cat hates me. I can't drive stick and I think geography is funny. I love making the occasional button with my button-press and hate post-nasal drip and blisters. I'm waiting for that perfect design job where I get to use Cooper Black and not be ridiculed by my peers. I like to buy 45s--I’m not a luddite but it's the perfect format for music. I’d like to raise the roof. No, not in a phat way--I’d just like it if my ceiling was about 2 feet higher. When I travel to exotic lands (like London, Glasgow Cannes, Lyon, and Hawaii) most of the pictures I take are of letters. I’m usually pretty quiet except when screaming in terror. Most things embarrass me except for my love of Cooper Black. Shanny bought me a new blue ipod nano just cuz I broke the screen on my old one! Thanks! My favorite photos are all slightly out of focus. And why yes, I did just copy/paste most of this from a friendster bio that i wrote in 2003. Thank you so much for noticing!