I'm just a D.J. who has his own initials and the affinity to be the fucking best at everything. Ever since I can remember, I've just been way better than anyone I've ever met. Seriously, ever since I noticed, Derk Jickface has been labeled as "the best DJ ever" and "awesomely the best" and other quotes that I came up with. When a website or celebrity says THAT, you know it's gotta be true. Why would Derk lie or exaggerate? He wouldn't and I know, because I am he and he is I. We're both the fucking BEST!