-- Denaldo. *No answer* -- Denaldo!!! *No answer* -- DENAAAAAALDOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!! -- Can you stop your goddamn circular saw for Hobbit’s sake while I’m speaking to you?!? *Stops circular saw* -- Aardvarks’ve tunneled their way into your barn and nicked all your emergency ration of vegs! D: Well, they’ve alwa… Read more

-- Denaldo. *No answer* -- Denaldo!!! *No answer* -- DENAAAAAALDOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!! -- Can you stop your goddamn circular saw for Hobbit’s sake while I’m speaking to you?!? *Stops circular saw* -- Aardvarks’ve tunneled their way into your barn and nicked all your emergency ration of vegs! D: Well, they’ve always been known to be pigs after all. -- What are you going to do now? Catch ‘em one by one and hang ‘em by the tails on the Downtown Hanging Tree? D: Just going to build them another vegan barn. That will do. *Starts circular saw again* ************************************************************* While Denaldo is cutting in two his most favorite diameter pipe I’m going to tell you where he can be easily found in case of necessity. If you are looking for Denaldo don’t go to these ridiculous “Nikon vs. Canon” or “I’ve always thought the best color for a car is black” etc. forums. It’s unlikely you can find him there. Just go to the nearest place where the highest accumulation of aardvarks swarming around the art cars can be found and Denaldo is most certainly already there parading his newest hard cask of the month or sharing a new story about Frodo's last adventures in the volcanic orifice. What? You still can’t find him there yet? Oh, don’t worry, he’s just running late looking for that thing he had in his hand a minute ago. Just wait for a while, but you’d better find yourself a good shelter otherwise you’ll be smashed away by the avalanche of puns which will fall on your head shortly after the encounter with Denaldo the Aardvark Dude. Don’t miss May 9 in Houston this year!