A slick and skilled photographer. His real name is Dave Parker, and secretly he is Spiderdave. Hats off to this man.

Dave is without a doubt one of the most exceptional photographers I have ever met. Not only that, his personality oozes with humour, confidence and good will. He, to me, is the epitome of creativity. He's also got a small fetish for pixies and elves, but we let it be

Dave is exceptionally good at what he does. A little... too good. Perhaps a little handicap would be a good idea... yes... yes...