In my past life, I was from the future.

While in Paris I went to an Irish Pub owned by a Chinese man. Two years later I purchased a spicy chicken hot-dog from an Amish guy in Philadelphia.

I was kicked off a horse named, “Desperado”.

My beard is going through an ongoing identity crisis.

I enjoy not understanding things, that way I have something to think about while waiting in line.

Right now, you are reading this.

I once drove 700 km for a beer run.

Sometimes I wake up laughing.

My watch watches me back.

Without the dead we would forget the importance of living – without the living, we would be dead.

There is an invisible horse in most of my pictures.

I like feeling foreign in a familiar place.

I have been mistaken for Zac Brown, Zach Galifianakis, an NBC Executive, and a Walmart Employee.

There is an appreciation to even the most common items when you attempt to use them as a hat.

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Equipment Used: bottle opener, laptop, GPS, one carefully folded single napkin, three euros, 4 dollars, and one pound. Also used; Adobe paraphernalia, passports, an expired gift certificate for one slice of cheese, two pairs of shoes, a skittish drone, lens cleaner, Second Aid Kit, a camera bag secretly disguised as a Jeep Subaru, and Canon cameras of various shapes and sizes.

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If this photostream makes any sense, I'm doing it wrong.