Dan's right index finger has the strength of 1.5 metric index fingers. An acquaintance once tried to tickle Dan under his arm; that person's pineal gland was irreversibly damaged by Dan's reaction. There is a small birthmark on Dan's head that looks like a dash inside of a box; he shrinks to the size of a postage stamp… Read more

Dan's right index finger has the strength of 1.5 metric index fingers. An acquaintance once tried to tickle Dan under his arm; that person's pineal gland was irreversibly damaged by Dan's reaction. There is a small birthmark on Dan's head that looks like a dash inside of a box; he shrinks to the size of a postage stamp when you press on it. Dan can make it seem like he's "popping" the cartilage in his nose, but it's just a trick. Dan is the only person on Earth who can calmly explain to an elderly person how the internet works.... and they get it.