this is not professional. you are.

my favorite cameras are my cell phone and my lap top.

i haven't washed my only pair of pants since i bought them.

when i was 8, i wanted be a jukebox hero.

two years later, i wanted to be in the band KISS.

my wife is the boss of me.

i travel light.

i can hear my life being written down as i speak.

i am being followed.

sometimes i imagine i'm am the beatles. all of them.

my favorite flavor is brown.

no, i don't speak spanish.

in a perfect world, everyone would wear flannel and no one would go hungry.

snow should be mandatory.

i want to be buried at the foot of the space needle.

i think the sasquatch should be our state animal.

i want to see komo tv weatherman, steve pool, have his own morning kids show. it would air every morning monday through saturday from 6am to 8am, followed by kung fu at 9am, the andy griffith show at 10 am, the dick van dyke show at 10:30 am, sanford and son at 11 and 11:30 am and then the dialing for dollars afternoon movie.

wheel of fortune should be everyones favorite game.

i want to see coldplay do an instore at a burger king.

i love monkey trees.

i wish pandas made good pets.

someday i'll get a real camera.

who am i kidding?