I'm kind of like a crocheting astronaut who reads a lot, loves crime tv and movies, laughing at the loser non-astronauts and her favorite lotion is Booth's.

Only I'm not an astronaut. And I don't know if Booth's is my favorite lotion cause I haven't tried it long enough yet. And I don't laugh at non-astronauts. Well. Yeah. I do.

What losers, man! I mean... come on!