Craig has been a trendsetter ever since he left the funk band Spankalicious, but that's never kept from from his true calling: puppeteer. He's also a warrior beyond measure, for I have lost to him on the open fields of southern France, the wooden planks crossing the Mekong delta, and the historic railways of Europe. To… Read more

Craig has been a trendsetter ever since he left the funk band Spankalicious, but that's never kept from from his true calling: puppeteer. He's also a warrior beyond measure, for I have lost to him on the open fields of southern France, the wooden planks crossing the Mekong delta, and the historic railways of Europe. Too bad about the mullet, though. Some things don't get better with age.

Craig is the smartest person I know. He also has consistently great hair with a really pronounced part. On top of all this he's a fellow Macintosh lover who never ceases to amaze me with his knowledge of Apple products and user contributed software. When I die, I want him to throw the first shovel full of dirt on my co… Read more

Craig is the smartest person I know. He also has consistently great hair with a really pronounced part. On top of all this he's a fellow Macintosh lover who never ceases to amaze me with his knowledge of Apple products and user contributed software. When I die, I want him to throw the first shovel full of dirt on my coffin.