If you've never seen my photostream before, and you'd like to insult it, have a look at these first: your favorites, and mine.

I've spent far too much money on camera equipment, but unfortunately, you can't buy talent.

Have you met me in DeleteMe? Umm, sorry I said that about your picture. It was probably really rude. No, wait. Actually, on second thought, I'm not sorry. At all. Your photo sucked, big time. You don't have to go to art school to see why.

And if you have to ask, yes, of course I am a dog in real life.

*Fast-forward to 2047*

Little Timmy: I drew a picture for you, Grandma!

Corgi_T: It's crap. My eyeballs are bleeding.

Little Timmy: But I thought you might hang it on the refrigerator.

Corgi_T: You should break all your crayons and then feed them to the dog.

Little Timmy (tearfully): But my art teacher said it was really nice and all the other kids liked it, too.

Corgi_T: That sounds like clique voting to me! Now get out of here, and don't you or any of your little pack of trolls come round here again!

I'm Other and None of your business.