A man of universal mystery. Having come from obscure poverty, I rose to the top of the corporate world by investing in direct to DVD B-horror movies through the dot com industry. However, my protégé had dubious motives and succeeded in blackmailing me for my previous indiscretions in a quite illegal wrestling/baby sitting service. After my fall from corporate grace, a NPS company, (who shall remain nameless), hired me. From there I devised a way to become immensely successful in natural geochemical sabotage, as illustrated in my Old Faithful photo. Now I'm back at home and currently a cook at Hooters, scraping enough money to one day reach my thrown as the all powerful emporer of the world!!! Or at least get a better job, which ever comes first.
- JoinedDecember 2005
- Occupationcook, humannaut
- Current cityBossier City
- Countrygood ol' U.S. of A.
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I enjoy Allens' photos and look forward to seeing more examples of his work. He is a mysterious man, Not too much is really truly known about him. Rumors and innuendo abound. Like whispers on the wind, stories of him have reached almost mythical proportions. When spoken of it is always in hushed and almost reverent … Read more
I enjoy Allens' photos and look forward to seeing more examples of his work. He is a mysterious man, Not too much is really truly known about him. Rumors and innuendo abound. Like whispers on the wind, stories of him have reached almost mythical proportions. When spoken of it is always in hushed and almost reverent tones.
Read lessNot particularly skilled in photography, work, or...anything for that matter. He gallantly uses the camera without ambition often relating its parallels with his life goals. He is like a brother to me.