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  • JoinedApril 2006
  • Occupationpaper pusher
  • Current cityTampa, FL

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@mp says:

The CMOS is a rare, noble, (mostly) kind, intelligent creature who is native to dark, warm, enclosed spaces with flickering screens. The CMOS is rarely glimpsed in the wild, as it fears its mortal enemy, bears. Also, our star burns the CMOS' normally luminescent coat to a crisp red. When attempting to attract the CMOS,… Read more

The CMOS is a rare, noble, (mostly) kind, intelligent creature who is native to dark, warm, enclosed spaces with flickering screens. The CMOS is rarely glimpsed in the wild, as it fears its mortal enemy, bears. Also, our star burns the CMOS' normally luminescent coat to a crisp red. When attempting to attract the CMOS, scientists use the sound of an unnaturally loud keyboard or the smell of boiling chili peppers. If confronting a wild CMOS, take care. When cornered, they have been known to kill on contact.

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May 27, 2006