Clyde is an itinerant string band musician traveling life's lonely road from one square dance to another.

This journey is made more bearable by his long suffering wife Fenway Park-Waterloo (who holds a court order not to appear on this site) and his recalcitrant daughter Wanda Fonda Waterloo .

Some say he teaches 3rd and 4th grade children... but who in their right mind would let him near kids?

Still darker whispers suggest he might be a magistrate dealing with violations, misdemeanors and the occasional felony... but that would be lunacy!

There are also five cats and two dogs rescued from barns, parking lots and adoption kennels along for the ride.