I first met Carrie when we worked down the dockyards. She was riveting and I was a plumber's mate. She has baby's knees and a fanciful view on how much someone should eat or drink without falling over. She can often be seen with a little wooden duck floating in her drink, or surrounded by pieces of delicately crafted w… Read more

I first met Carrie when we worked down the dockyards. She was riveting and I was a plumber's mate. She has baby's knees and a fanciful view on how much someone should eat or drink without falling over. She can often be seen with a little wooden duck floating in her drink, or surrounded by pieces of delicately crafted woodland creatures placed back into position on top of a portable television. It wasn't me, though. She has 43 cats, lives alone and has a catwalk in her living room where she puts on private shows of her extensive hat and hosiery collection. We entered into a marriage of connivance many years ago, at Skibo Castle. We recently divorced with joint access to the children, Coco and Lily. I did a Billy Piper whilst she fleeced me and took all my jewelry and investments. She is an accomplished cook, manager and raconteur.

I first met carrie, along with Angus and Davey, 25 years ago in a little gay club in Norwich. we both worked in the bar, but spent most of our time dancing to Divine on the dance floor and we have been dancing amd laughting ever since. I love you carrie becuse you are naughty, love to have fun, and can always be relied… Read more

I first met carrie, along with Angus and Davey, 25 years ago in a little gay club in Norwich. we both worked in the bar, but spent most of our time dancing to Divine on the dance floor and we have been dancing amd laughting ever since. I love you carrie becuse you are naughty, love to have fun, and can always be relied on to make me laugh. here's to many more years of fun and frolikcs. xxx

My dear friend Carrie , your heart is full of love , i have enjoyed so many fantastic times with you .Your my only girl friend i can talk about cars & wild flowers to ,your caring ,animal loving ways shining through & through. Together we have grown & i have watched you blossom ,with your keen eye for a 50s handbag & … Read more

My dear friend Carrie , your heart is full of love , i have enjoyed so many fantastic times with you .Your my only girl friend i can talk about cars & wild flowers to ,your caring ,animal loving ways shining through & through. Together we have grown & i have watched you blossom ,with your keen eye for a 50s handbag & sunglasses .We have danced many a night away & talked bollocks into the early hours . Love you x