Glerk! Zibit! Splort! Truer words have never been spoken, especially not by a finer or lovier bot of love. Ah, fair Claratron, when will the world learn?

Claratron the lovebot is Canada's greatest love machine, far out-womanning Russia's inferior robot o' love. With her great capacity to get it on, and her elusive superpowers, Clataron provides a delightfully poetic romp through our joyous world, as seen through the youthful eyes of today's eyeful youth.