I am 50 years old, very happily married to my dazzling and delightful wife and have a funny, smart and fun to be with teenage son.

Most of my online time is spent relentlessly corresponding and aggressively negotiating with a certain Nigerian friend of mine unsuccessfully trying to hammer out a deal regarding the wire transfer of a large sum of money on which I stand to make quite a handsome profit. I am not at liberty to disclose his identity but just let me say ... he can be a "ROYAL" pain in the butt sometimes. LOL!

I enjoy meeting all kinds of people and always welcome the opportunity to make new friends. In the summertime we entertain A LOT and have pool parties and cookouts almost every weekend. I am something of an expert at Marco Polo. That is not being cocky, just confident.

The person whom I have never met but would most like to be stranded on a desert island with? The short list? David Sedaris or Moe Szyslak.

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I would also LOVE to meet anybody who has purchased one of the T-shirts that I created on Zazzle. If you have already bought one please send me your picture wearing it. If you have not bought one already please take a look at them and buy your top seven or eight favorite ones!!! They are great for Back-To-School wear and as Stocking Stuffers!!!