Not a single finger on my hands has ever spent an entire day clean. Sunshine, the ocean, ice cream and the ironically profound remarks of children fuel my resolve to make the best of living in a world of desolation, despair, and dirty dealings. I like exploring and discovering new things. I delight in disorder. I believe in smiling!

What do you get when you mix a bunch of pirates who are wearing blue with a bunch of pirates who are wearing red? Marooned pirates!