Being friends with Cheryl is like buying one of those wicked cool retro action figures but when you get home you realize that if you open the package the toy will lose value so you stash it away somewhere and wait 20 years the toy will be worth bagillions so you can sell it and buy a nice house in miami to retire in.. … Read more

Being friends with Cheryl is like buying one of those wicked cool retro action figures but when you get home you realize that if you open the package the toy will lose value so you stash it away somewhere and wait 20 years the toy will be worth bagillions so you can sell it and buy a nice house in miami to retire in.. She's also really good at getting me drunk.