In the bag:

Canon 40D with grip

EF-S 15-85 IS USM

EF 50 f/1.8 II

EF-S 60mm f2.8 macro

Super Ricohflex

Pentax Spotmatic SP with 55 f/1.8 takumar

Zenit E with Helios 44-2 (58 f/2)

A varying selection of 'unbranded' M42 lens 35mm and 135

Canon EOS 600

Also have

Canon 300D (broken) and 20D (near death)

Lubitel 2