Army brat.

Beer snob.

Cat person.

Diesel-powered VW Golf.

Economically capitalist.

Fan of irony.

Geek.

Happy to help.

Irresistable photographer.

Jack-of-some-trades.

Keyboard veteran.

Libertarian word freek.

Morally egoist.

N

Opponent of redundancy.

Politically anarchist.

Quick-witted.

Rawk 'n roll.

Student at St. Edwards University.

TV critic.

Understanding, seeker of.

V

Wankery, stoner-fuelled.

X-rated daydreams.

Y

Zero tolerance for morons.