I am chan'nel / dayglo

I am not one of those girls who manages to stay pristine...My clothes always seem to be wrinkled, my hair always goes a bit flat, my mascara inevitably runs, and my nose goes a bit shiny...But ah well. Probably far better to be a tree climbing roll in the mud sort rather than someone who can wear white and not spill on it.

I am fairly blunt. Sometimes far too blunt. I could lie and say that I just prefer to be honest, but its not true. Most of the time I just dont think before I speak.

Sometimes I can be crude...But I like making people squirm.

I have a strange sense of humour. Nice things, like people being happy, and good things happening to people, and babies being born, and people getting married and what-not, make me cry. Bad things, like the sad part in titanic where u see the frozen people in the water-make me laugh. Seriously. I had to be taken out of the cinema.

I love Buffy. If I could be a slayer, I would be. In fact, if Joss Whedon read this then he should really consider me as a Slayer for a new Buffy style spin off. Seriously, I would be great...apart from the fact that i cant fight and I am seriously unathletic, but I am quite sure that that could be remedied.

Sometimes I try and move objects with my mind.

Sometimes it works.

Everyone can be attractive if they try hard enough. Just paint out the shadows, squeeze in the fat bits, hoist up the boob bits, and put on a pair of heels....ok, maybe this forumla is not as effective for boys.