a man on a mission to escape the martians that have come into contact with him in the form of an aluminum foil apple. haunting his every thought the martians have made him into a man that has grown three heads and can say hello in 32 languages. i have been compared to barack obama, oprah, and al roecker. no, not because i am black, rather because i have ten feet of schlongkerdoodle. i am caysp, a man of mystery, on a quest to save the world from the scum of paula dean and her evil chesnut pies.