.....a non-smokin', funny-jokin'; spectacle-rockin', be-boppin'; ass-shakin', lyric-makin'; eve's-droppin', bunny-hoppin'; easy-goin', smooth-flowin'; fun-lovin', bear-huggin'; non-hatin', love makin'; soda-drinkin', deep-thinkin' kind of gal.

... and her name was... Cassandra. (But feel free to call me Cassy or Cass.)

The only thing I dislike about my name is not being able to enter it for a high score in the erotic photo hunt mega touch game at bars. You see, I have the word 'ASS' in my name, so I can only type as far as 'CAS'... as soon as I type the second 'S'... the machine automatically assigns me the name 'Bad Boy!'