Male, 87% human, voluntary city dweller.

  • JoinedMarch 2005
  • OccupationDying existentialist
  • HometownLondon
  • Current cityLondon
  • CountryUnited Kingdom

Testimonials

Carlsson is normally one of the last guys standing at the end of a party, staggering most certainly but standing in his own right. He is the only man I know that can drink a bottle of Mintu straight and live to tell the tale. You got to respect that. Besides being one of the laziest people I know with the exception of … Read more

Carlsson is normally one of the last guys standing at the end of a party, staggering most certainly but standing in his own right. He is the only man I know that can drink a bottle of Mintu straight and live to tell the tale. You got to respect that. Besides being one of the laziest people I know with the exception of Blingu, he is a strangely sound bloke. In high school i thought Carlsson was the guy I thought I would be scrounging off when his rock band got huge. Much to my demise it has not occurred yet.I still intend on doing this, so sort it out.

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April 5, 2006

I'll never forget the first thing Carlsson said to me: "hi". Priceless. He is never one to mince his words, after all. There was very little I could say to that, except perhaps a reciprocal "hi". Which I probably did. I really can't remember - it was years ago. If ever the famous maxim "madness maketh man" were tr… Read more

I'll never forget the first thing Carlsson said to me: "hi". Priceless. He is never one to mince his words, after all. There was very little I could say to that, except perhaps a reciprocal "hi". Which I probably did. I really can't remember - it was years ago. If ever the famous maxim "madness maketh man" were true, it is in Carlsson's case.

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July 30, 2005
PJ Norman says:

Carlsson is approximately 13% whelk. A living incarnation of perenial self-belief and suicidal beauty in a world that has largely ignored his careering lifestyle of sex, drugs and marine life. He continues to pervade the peripheries of poker tables around his flat, just looking for a lucky break.

July 18, 2005
Sprint386 says:

Shady like a Bermuda cove, this fringe-dweller has the resilience of a Japanese skyscraper, thanks mainly to a level of self-delusion rarely witnessed outside the political circus. About as useful as a teenage single mother on a council flat waiting list.

July 8, 2005