Hi, I'm Cardinal Wolsey......you might remember me from such films as "the electric gigalo", and "my cock in bangkok" (the heartfelt story of one young chicken's fight to stay off the dinner table in the Thai capital!)

If you're bored and wondering what to do of an afternoon, why not head over to www.schmardypants.etsy.com for a little souvenir.

And remember, the Cardinal loves you....and you...and you...and you of course.