Captain Cosmonaut is a swashbuckler on the red seas of outerspace. Always on the lookout for adventure, the good captain makes many terrible decisions regarding appropriate weather gear, timeliness, and responsible course trajectory. This salty seadog does not work well with others, talks to neighbors during quiet time, reads ahead, and shows a poor regard for authority. One leg in the sea and one peg-leg in the cinema, she is something of a tomboy and a little nuts.