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kingofthenerds is a prize† winning amateur photographer and professional computer geek.

Common side effects of kingofthenerds include itchy rashes, full body hair loss, projectile vomiting, gigantic eyeball, the condition known as 'hot-dog fingers', seeing the dead, bone liquefaction, and possession by the Prince of Darkness

Some facts about me, some of these are fake

- At our wedding reception our first dance was to the Pogues song "Dirty Old Town"

- I have smuggled cheese across international borders

- I am personally responsible for an annual ritual at a major Canadian university.

-I have a morbid fear of grapefruit

My photostream is a GIF pastie free zone, please don't be offended if I delete your comment or invitation, it's not you it's the fugly graphic you used.

Thank's to flickr stats, a selection of the best searches used to find my photos:

pimp my tractor

free photos of open jail cell doors

tommy gun

baby chimps

we are going straight to the hell

raw materials that mcdonalds are using

forgery tools

lawn tractor races

professional inseminator

decorated cupcakes

† Tim Horton's "Roll up the Rim to Win" prizes in 2007, 2008 and 2009