bunnylanephotography@yahoo.com

Always a lady. I have been known to put holes in people for money. As a freelance queen, I go everywhere and do everything. I have an inflatable moose head in my living room. I loathe the internet, yet continue to have a conspicuous affair with it. Sometimes, I paint cool stuff. I dream to do the zipline over the rainforest canopies in Costa Rica. I picked up my first Pentax K1000 in summer camp 10 years ago and never looked back. I say completely awkward, uncomfortable and inappropriate things at really awkward, uncomfortable and inappropriate times. I'm the only person I know that found a way to make money from being on Facebook all day. I constantly feel the need to urgently bake massive amounts of cupcakes for no one in particular. My photography experience has ranged from live events to college portfolio shoots but you can always find me in a well lit studio. I have an unhealthy affinity for the food network, mallomars and Photoshop CS4. I'm a true believer that the quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage, there's nothing women love more than a good swift kick in the cunt and good things come in small five foot four packages. I compulsively do crossword puzzles at lightening like speed. Sometimes I even make cool stuff too. I used to host European Travelers in my apartment which became a makeshift UN/Youth hostel. I curse, drink and smoke like a sailor. I look pretty damn good in a pair of heels. I have a tendency to drink a substantial amount of wine. I have and forever will, possess a not so secret yearning for a pony.