Addicted to geotagging, diet soda, and Netflix.

I think seeing the sun rise is unhealthy.

Animals are Qt.

I never met a pizza I didn't like.

Dysfunctional is a lovely word.

I aspire to be a snob in as many aspects of my life possible, including but not limited to:

-Which corporations I like

-Which operating system I use

-My favorite programming language

-Which editor I program in

-My favorite programming paradigm

-What my coffee is

-Which web browser I use

I'm the last Barry Bonds defender on earth.

My whip is called Sealy.

I attended UC Santa Cruz, Carnegie Mellon University, and DeAnza & Foothill colleges with mixed success.

When I die, in lieu of flowers please donate to KFJC.