Email me at brittanyryle@bellsouth.net

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10 things about me:

1. I'm 38.5 years old. (next is thirty-nine and after that is thirty-ten.)

2. I have an amazing husband that I absolutely adore.

3. I have 2 beautiful, inspiring, strong, brilliant daughters.

4. I am loved dearly, especially by my Mom.

5. I like it when my hair is very dark.

6. I am a daydreamer

7. I am conservative and wish Ronald Reagan was still in office. Dead or alive, I don't care.

8. I like poop jokes. The word "poo-poo" makes me laugh. I like to change the names of restaurants to poop-names. (Cracker Barrell = Crapper Barrell, McDonalds = McDumps, Hooters = Hooturds, etc.) Fart, Fooey, and Dookey also crack me up. My only explanation is that I was a very serious and austere eight-year-old who fretted about taxes and divorce and alcoholism and also the threat of nuclear war instead of laughing at stupid things like Hershey squirts. So now, at the tender age of 38, I finally have the wherewithal to understand that poop jokes are really very funny

9. I would like to lose 75 pounds but I want to do it without diet or exercise or pills or surgery or by getting sick... I basically want it to happen magically. Tomorrow.

10. I'm Happy