A riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma, swathed in delicate puff pastry and baked golden brown. Not a nice person.

I reserve the right to be creeped out by the behavior of weirdos on the internet (of whom I am one, don't get me wrong).

I'm inactive these days. That's unlikely to change any time soon. If you want to get ahold of me - you either know if I want you to, or don't care, either way, send me a message at your own risk and don't expect a prompt answer.