Hasn't been the same since finally procuring some shelf-time for his favourite cup. Likes include the word 'palsy', fire-pits, and harassing bovines. A large man with a small grudge.

Toadfish is a facist nazi who sucks at poker and spends most of his time longing for the apartheid era. A complete bastard, who incidentally happens to be of spasticated proportions, smells of paraffin and refuses to defecate anywhere civilised. Approach with police, if at all.