Oh let's see...

I'm devastatingly good-looking.

That should do it.

Gear:

Canon EOS-400D Rebel XTi

Canon EOS-350D Rebel XT

Canon EF 85mm f/1.8 USM

Canon EF-S 18-55mm f/3.5-5.6 II

Sigma 50-500mm f/4.0-6.3 EX APO RF HSM

Tamron SP AF 28-75mm f/2.8 XR Di

Tokina AF 12-24mm f/4.0 AT-X 124AF Pro DX

My Photography website: Passion for Pixels