I am a pinguin male and shaken

I've got a woman (version Ray Charles) two children, one cat

one dog and one life (for the moment)

All images cannot be shaked, plucked, chewed, digest, eated, diluted, regurgitated, distilled, digest or published for any media, electronic or otherwise without my written consent.

Gear:

Bongo DX100.000 F4

Bongo 00- 1600mm f/0000,1

Bongo 33cl f 1.8

Bongo Bottle 3/4L

Bongo 25 cl formule 1

Bongo coffee filters

you do'nt remember where you put your usual pills ?

you wanna stop your Flickr addiction ?

You let your numeric picturebox at home for

the holidays but now you really regret it ?

you are too hot or too cold ?

you are afraid your wife is gone with another one ?

you are afraid your guy is gone with another guy ?

you wanna change your religion ?

You do'nt find anymore the record " la vie en rose " from Edith Piaf ?

You want to know who is " the daughter of Santa Claus " ?

You just miss your High School Diploma this month ?

You dream to ride a giraffe for the next olympic jumping ?

You wanna stop eating, drinking, dreaming ,sleeping, waking up, swimming, diving ?

You want to have an extraball for a second life ?

you have a small bee which does not stop turning in your brain ?

you sought everywhere, but one cannot find some any more ?

you dont take any more drugs since a long time

but you would like to be ready for the next Tour de France?

you do not stop thinking of all these political problems in Belgium and you would like to learn the language inuit quickly ?

you do'nt know which bikini you shall bring for holidays ?

you are afraid about the future stock exchange crash landing ?

you cannot understand why they don't give you here faves or awards ?

you cannot understand why is it so important having awards ?

you wanna eat all these awards ?

you are tired with these pools without video ?

you are tired with these pools with video ?

you are tired with these pools with pictures?

you cannot believe you are not an artist yet ?

you did not understand why you are always drunky but at the same time

you may upload your pictures in the pool "J'ai pas bu " ?

you made a terrible burning-out because you realize suddenly

that your dream was to be a pinguin like me ?

You are a real outlawer, but now you accept rules on Flickr ?

You do not remember how to switch your brain's lights on?

You eat your Ego and it is difficult to find another one ?

you seek everywhere the words of the great song :

" Oh Lord Don't Let Them Drink That pinguin cocktail without me " ?

You have buy all these things really usefull like iTunes, iLife, iPad, iDead,

iPod, iSex, iPhone, but now you cannot wait anymore, you want to have

the wonderfool i-Bongo, but you do not remember anymore where they sold that one ?

You dont trust these pink pills anymore, you need something strong and effective ?

Here is the real Pill,

the Bongo Pill . (not the pinks - that one with the pinguin design in the middle )

Notice:

" Eat only one by minute and always between two spam "