Since I discovered this marvellous place my camera has been with my brother. I am now desperate to get it back off him. Once that's done, I hope to start uploading some decent photos. I have virtually zero photographic experience, and my camera is a pretty cheap Fujipix model. Still, I hope I have a fairly decent eye.

I live in London. Most of my clothes have holes in. I've just entered a scriptwriting competition with the BBC and have been sending in gags to a topical news show.

The topical news show didn't use any of my jokes. So, just to see, I sent out the BBC jokes paired up with my jokes in a scientific double-blind trial of humour. I won by a comfortable margin. That shows you how much the BBC knows.

If I dose myself up with enough coffee I'll finally get around to writing a sitcom about a man who sits around in London with holes in his clothes.

I've also got anotehr project which I'll be needing photos for. I'm currently messaging people to ask them if I can use their pictures for it. Today I have been in need of grimy textures and pictures of rubbish.

Copyright free photos are available from the US Government, I may use some of these for my projects:

libraryphoto.er.usgs.gov

www.usgs.gov/newsroom/photos.asp