Bob is all kinds of awesome. If you built a huge gleaming machine on the hill, and if that machine were an Awesomeness Extractor, and if you spent all of your waking hours fine-tuning the machine, and if you were terribly proud of your machine and desperately wanted to show it to Bob, and then if one morning you an… Read more

Bob is all kinds of awesome. If you built a huge gleaming machine on the hill, and if that machine were an Awesomeness Extractor, and if you spent all of your waking hours fine-tuning the machine, and if you were terribly proud of your machine and desperately wanted to show it to Bob, and then if one morning you and Bob got up and had a nice breakfast, and then if you both walked up the hill to the machine, and then if Bob wandered into the Extraction Chamber and, while feeling around for a light switch, he hit the "Extract Now" button, well, then you'd have a whole barrel full of awesomeness in the Awesomeness Distillate Processing Room. But then Bob wouldn't be so awesome. So don't do that.