Bleepbloop invented half of the best things in the world, and was on the development committee for the other half.

Bleepbloop is a very brave man. Very, very brave. Or maybe foolhardy. Sadly though he lives in Brighton and I am merely close to New Brighton. Which isn't close one bit.

Bleepbloop is my DJing hero, and takes fish eye pictures as good as the best of them.

for an aged man of his years, bleepbloop has a unique style all of his own. who says you can't get style from Oxfam??

bleepbloop is the bleepiest bloop in the bloop-damn bleep. He bleeped my bloop the other bleep, it was bleeping blooptastic. What a blooping good bleep.