In theory, Bigfoot is usually described as a large, hairy, bipedal humanoid ranging from six to ten feet tall, with red or brown fur/hair. I am six feet tall and have red hair. I like to make things look pretty.

In reality, my name is Abby. I’m 6 feet tall, wear 3” heels most of the time and my favorite show is Wheel Of Fortune. I’m the best singer in my car, I’ll jump on Oprah’s couch for you, and I know it takes approximately 850 peanuts to make a standard jar of peanut butter.