I know that one day Berkatonic and I are gonna to get married on top of a mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance till the sun rises! And then our children will form a family band! And we will tour the countryside and YOU WON'T BE INVITED… Read more

I know that one day Berkatonic and I are gonna to get married on top of a mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance till the sun rises! And then our children will form a family band! And we will tour the countryside and YOU WON'T BE INVITED!

Berkatonic is simply my oldest and dearest friend. We grew up together on a small farm on the coastline of the South of France (or as we called it 'une petite ferme sur le littoral des sud de la France'). Our parents moved over to England together in the late 80's, because of fears of rebellion against the throne… Read more

Berkatonic is simply my oldest and dearest friend. We grew up together on a small farm on the coastline of the South of France (or as we called it 'une petite ferme sur le littoral des sud de la France'). Our parents moved over to England together in the late 80's, because of fears of rebellion against the throne of France. We worked as chimney sweeps for a few years until I became too big to fit inside the chimneys. I was then packed off to work in a mill miles away to help pay for my mothers mounting aubergine addiction. When I returned home years later, Berkatonic made me feel welcome again despite my horrible disfigurements. It was like I had never been away. Oh, how we laughed. This new found happiness was shattered however when the evil lord of the manor Badger Mushroom forced her to take his hand in marriage. Threatening her family with his awesome Bo-Staff skills. I have never seen her since, She is a wonderful person though and I hope one day to re-united with her magical friendship. If you can contact her without the Evil Badger Mushroom knowing. Please do, as she is a wonderful person.